After a disappointing ending to the Redskins OT loss to the Houston Texan's I needed a little something to make me chuckle. Instead of ranting about icing the kicker reading Gwen's MLS bloopers was just the ticket. Hope your favorite NFL team ended up with a win instead of a loss.
Halloween may be a month away, but the MLS , the LA Times, and our local real estate magazines never disappoint. This week's offerings include trolls and witches. By the time Halloween arrives, I'm sure a few more skeletons will be leaping out of somebody's closet! (No, Perez Hilton - not your closet.) Check 'em out:
"Lake cabin under trees - enjoy fishing and haunting" (A place to Reel and Squeal)
"Garage with Trol Shed" (I suspect this is a ‘lake cabin under trees'...)
"Tree louse for kids" (Isn't the "trol" enough to scare the beejezus out of 'em?)
"Wired for cabal" ( A place to scheme and scream)
"Probait sale - needs cleaning. Crime disclosure" (What a pitch - macabre terms, worms and germs!)
"Levitated pool for the kids" (Good trick - can you also make a kiddie therapist appear?)
Put This on a Tombstone!
"New ho ttub and deck" (Pay ‘em and spray ‘em)
"Dock with boat rump" (Dock with crack in it?)
"New shitlap siding" (Note to agent: Haste makes Waste.)
"Low price spanks for itself" (Bend over and smell the clover.)
"Original prank floors weed finishing" (A joke and a toke!)
Not a Ghost of a Chance!
"Updated wasted lines" (Outdated, wasted agent.)
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